Anti-greed apparel

Shirts for people who pay subscriptionsbuy gasdrink waterbreathe airpay rentbuy eggstip 20% at a kioskhave a 401(k) of $12get charged a convenience feeread the terms and conditionswork Mondayspay for parkingwait on hold for 45 minutespay a fee to pay a feesplit a streaming passwordcheck their bank account with one eye closednotice the chip bag got smallersit in traffic to get to workscan their own groceries for freespend $35 to get free shippinggoogle 'is this a scam'reply 'per my last email'are still here reading this pay subscriptions, buy gas, drink water, breathe air, pay rent, buy eggs, tip 20% at a kiosk, have a 401(k) of $12, get charged a convenience fee, read the terms and conditions, work Mondays, pay for parking, wait on hold for 45 minutes, pay a fee to pay a fee, split a streaming password, check their bank account with one eye closed, notice the chip bag got smaller, sit in traffic to get to work, scan their own groceries for free, spend $35 to get free shipping, google 'is this a scam', reply 'per my last email', are still here reading this