Record profits. Record layoffs. Same quarter.
BeePee started the way most good grudges do: staring at a bag of chips that somehow got smaller while the price got bigger. Then came the "we're a family" email, the surprise convenience fee, and the subscription that takes one click to start and a hostage negotiation to cancel.
So we made shirts about it. Plain text, big letters, no logos we'd get sued for. Just the stuff everyone's thinking at the checkout line, printed on a soft tee.
Every shirt is printed on demand when you order it. No warehouse full of unsold stock, no "limited time" countdown that resets every night, no hidden fees at checkout that weren't on the price tag.
We're not a movement. We're not disrupting anything. We're a small shop making funny shirts for people who read the earnings call and got mad.